• You Can Love the Art and Strongly Dislike the Artist

    Day 4 – Monday, December 20, 2021

    Since the train to Seattle wouldn’t leave until about 4 p.m., we decided to leave our bags with the bell desk again, get some breakfast, and wander for a few hours before heading to the train station. We ended up at the Corner Bakery, using that coupon, before heading to Millennium Park. We wandered around there, made the requisite stop at The Bean (“Cloud Gate” for any purists, though I think Anish Kapoor deserves all the annoyance he gets from people calling it The Bean), and walked over the BP Bridge. The park and bridge were still frosty in some spots that remained in shadow. From there we walked down Washington to see Picasso’s untitled sculpture. It was in the middle of a Christmas market, but the market didn’t open until 11, so we kind of poked around the outside of the barrier to try and see the sculpture from different sides. We finished our self-guided tour with a walk over to Calder’s Flamingo, which was not in the middle of a Christmas market.

    When We Call… by Christine Tarkowski
    Millennium Park
    The Bean, aka Cloud Gate, by Anish Kapoor
    Millennium Park
    Mommy at The Bean
    Millennium Park
    Jay Pritzker Pavilion
    Millennium Park
    Untitled by Picasso
    Christmas Market
    Flamingo by Alexander Calder

    After getting our bags and heading back to Union Station, we got all checked in and made ourselves comfortable in the swanky Metropolitan Lounge. Were we a bit early? Yes. Were we happy to be out of the wind and cold? YES.

    We got called to board the train, along with what seemed like most of the rest of the people in the lounge, and followed the lounge attendant in a long, snaking line like little ducklings down to the platform door where it was a lot of hurry up and wait. Mom and I were standing next to the door for platform 15 (not 9 ¾ unfortunately). How did we know it was platform 15, apart from the sign? Because it told us so every 5 seconds. I presume that this was for the benefit of any visually impaired passengers, but I was convinced I’d be hearing “Platform Fifteen” (you have to imagine it said in that kind of super-correct, formal tone that we all know so well) in my sleep. We realized why we were waiting when, after about 10 minutes, we saw the train pull into the platform. And it just. Kept. Coming. Another few minutes and we were finally directed down the platform to our car. Mom was once again grateful that she’d changed her shoes since the walk down to our car was a bit of a trek.

    We got all checked in and this time we were in a Superliner roomette on the second story of the train. It was very similar to the roomette we had on the very first leg of the trip except with no toilet, no sink, and no window for the top bunk. This also meant a bit less room for any carry-ons. The guy in the roomette across the hall from us, Gary, was very friendly and outgoing, so I was glad Mom was there as I’m pants at keeping up a conversation. We talked to him for a bit before closing our door—the rule on the train is that you have to have your mask on at all times unless you are actively eating or drinking or if you’re in a sleeper room with the door closed.

    Chicago skyline from the train

    Cody, our sleeping-car attendant, had come around to ask us when we wanted our bunks turned down and the dining car attendant had come around to put us down for a dinner reservation. We relaxed in the room, watching the scenery and towns go by, until the sun set. Even then we would keep our eyes open for any Christmas lights on at the houses we’d pass by. Mom had had some snacks in the lounge in Chicago, but I’d only had some tea, so we split an orange and I had a muffin and a pack of Milano cookies I’d grabbed as we’d left to get in line for the walk to the platform. On the two previous trains, the food had been quite good and very filling, though it was obviously pre-prepared and reheated for serving. Like, really, no complaints about it. Well, on this train the food is somewhat pre-prepared but only to a certain extent and you can modify it a little when you order. And the dinners are three courses. What. Mom got a lobster cake, grilled salmon with rice and veggies, and Philadelphia cheesecake. I got a salad with warm brie, pan-roasted chicken with risotto and veggies, and flourless chocolate torte.

    Mommy at dinner on the Empire Builder

    We went back to our room after dinner, but when Cody came to turn down the bunks, we went in search of the lounge car. We found it several cars behind the dining car and were very pleased we had. It’s mostly windows with various configurations of tables and chairs facing one side or the other so anyone in it can enjoy the scenery going past. We didn’t stay too long—there’s not much to see at 9 p.m. other than occasional freight trains and far-off lights from distant towns.

    We sat around in the room again once the bunks were all set and ended up not really getting ready for bed until after 11. We finally got to bed at about 12!

  • A Tale of Two-Story Trains

    Day 3 – Sunday, December 19, 2021

    We woke up fairly early—around 6:45 or so. Breakfast was supposed to be served beginning about 6:30, so we went ahead and got dressed so we could head up to breakfast at about 7. We saw Carla on our way upstairs (yes! This was a two-story train!) and got our breakfast in the dining car while we sat looking out still-dark windows and watching things slowly get lighter. We wandered back downstairs to our room around 8 and Carla had already put up our bunks. We sat for a bit, just watching the scenery go by, before doing a little packing. The time must’ve changed at some point, but we really didn’t notice! As we neared Chicago, we were making more frequent stops in order to let freight traffic cross. I also began noticing the buildings and houses becoming more urbanized and very Chicago-like… We ended up being about two hours late getting in to Union Station, but it was still just a little after 10 a.m. We were able to collect our checked bag and get a Lyft to the hotel.

    The skyline from the train
    Getting off the two-story train
    Union Station

    Dear reader, let me tell you. This hotel was fancy. We were staying at the Palmer House, yes, that same Palmer House that invented the brownie, and we were not prepared for how big and fabulous it would be! We finally found our way to the reception desk on the second floor, where we were quickly told that no rooms were ready (no surprise there, really) and to leave our bags with the bell desk. So we schlepped our stuff back down to the bell desk on the first floor, divested ourselves of everything except the bare necessities, and set out to the closest hop-on/hop-off stop, which was about two blocks away in Millennium Park (noting on the way that there was another Corner Bakery next to the hotel where we could use the coupon from our visit to the one in D.C.!).

    Peacock Door at the Palmer House

    We didn’t have to wait long for the Big Bus to appear (it was also two stories), and the driver let us on with just a quick glance at our voucher. Armed with our new earbuds, we decided to sit in the downstairs portion of the bus because the Windy City was living up to its name. We sat and watched as the Art Institute, Soldier Field, Field Museum, Shedd Aquarium, Adler Planetarium, Grant Park, Navy Pier, Chicago River, Tribune Tower, Water Tower, and Pump House all went by. As we neared the food district stop, we decided to hop off and get a little lunch.

    The Bowman and the Spearman
    Tribune Tower
    Chicago Water Tower
    Holy Name Cathedral

    The decision was pretty easy as far as where to eat since the stop was just across the street from Portillo’s, where Mom could get a Chicago-style hot dog and I could get an Italian beef sandwich with extra gravy. Of course, we also got crinkly fries, because who are we to deny ourselves some crinkly fries? The restaurant was a two-story building, filled with all kinds of vintage (or at least vintage-looking) decorations, amongst which were many signed and unsigned photos of celebrities who had come to dine and met the owner. I was particularly amused by the “Mike and Molly” promo sheet that both Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell had signed. She loved the food, but he LOVED the food!

    Portillo’s
    The mushroom building across the street from Portillo’s

    We left after about an hour and saw another bus pulling up just as we were crossing the street to the hop-on/hop-off stop. Lucky. We decided to make one more full loop, then a partial loop back to our original stop so we could finally go check in at the hotel. This particular bus company apparently has a policy to have everyone switch to a new bus at stop #1, so we were only on the second bus for a brief time before switching to a new bus for our full loop. This time I decided to brave the top deck in order to get some photos. The top deck on this bus had a protective cover over the front half, which was a great windbreak, but not so great for photos. So after a few minutes, I decided to move all the way to the back—no plastic barrier to blur my shots and I could scoot from one side to the other, depending on where the action was happening. It always seemed that as soon as my seat got a little warm, I’d have to scoot to the other side to get photos of something else! I also have to make a special mention of the absolutely terrible audio commentary. This company had hired three voice actors to give what was supposed to be a fun, informative tour, but most of the time ended up being eye-rollingly silly, if not downright facetious.

    “Les Quatre Saisons” by Marc Chagall
    Adler Planetarium
    The skyline
    Navy Pier
    Shedd Aquarium
    Field Museum
    Chicago River
    Navy Pier
    Wrigley Building and Tribune Tower
    Art Deco clock
    Muddy Waters mural

    Once done with the full loop, we changed buses again at stop #1—I stayed up top long enough to get some photos of the Muddy Waters mural before hightailing it back downstairs—and stayed just long enough to get back to our stop at Millennium Park. Fortunately, this also got us an off-hand remark as to the best deep-dish place: Giordano’s. We walked back to the hotel, Mom still limping because she hadn’t had a chance to change her shoes yet, and went to check in. We very nearly didn’t get to check in, because despite our contacting the Amtrak rep the night before and being assured it would be taken care of, no one had called the hotel to inform them that we would be checking in a day late, so they had us down as no-shows. *insert massive eye-roll* Fortunately, the guy at reception was able to get us into a double room for the night. We went and collected our bags and got them up to the ninth floor. One of my favorite things about this hotel ended up being the photos on the walls between rooms. They had what seemed to be an endless collection of photos of different celebrities who had performed there in the halcyon days of old. So I would walk ahead and cover the name of the person and make Mom guess who it was. Some were easier than others! Frank Sinatra, Jerry Lewis, and Gordan MacRae were some of the “gimmes” while others gave her a bit of a pause or elicited a “That’s so-and-so?!”

    We stayed in the room for a little while, but I knew that the pizza place would probably be crowded and we’d want to get there with enough time to spare for any wait for a table. I had checked the map and found two Giordano’s(es?) about equidistant from the hotel, but happened to notice that one of them wasn’t doing indoor dining. I chose the other. Since Mom had been able to change her shoes at this point, we figured the walk wouldn’t kill us. We got to the restaurant a little after 6 and there was already about a 20-minute wait for a table. We were able to go ahead and pre-order our pizza (a Chicago-style deep dish with pepperoni, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers) since it would take a while. We ended up being very glad we had done so since the wait for the pizza itself turned out to be 90 minutes, our stomachs only slightly appeased by the yummy salad we shared for a starter. I’d say it was worth the wait, though!

    Mommy at Giordano’s

    We walked back to the hotel to get on with the serious business of repacking our carry-ons with fresh clothes, etc. since the next train trip would be a two-nighter. And once again, we were both pretty pooped by about 10!

  • Ding, Ding, Ding Went the Trolley

    Day 2 – Saturday, December 18, 2021

    Day two started earlier than anticipated as a previous guest in the room had set the alarm for 4 a.m. and left it on for us to discover. We ended up getting up for good around 7 and, after some brief research, decided to do a 90-minute Old Town Trolley tour at 10. We got a yummy breakfast just down the block from the hotel at the Corner Bakery and walked the 9 blocks or so to the welcome center from where the bus would be leaving. Even that walk was packed with all kinds of things to comment on: more museums, schools, headquarters of this and that, appellate courts, and the FBI building.

    Our Trolley

    We got to the welcome center with about 10 minutes to spare and got checked in. We got great seats towards the rear of the trolley and our driver/guide, Joe (not Biden), kept up an entertaining and informative commentary about pretty much everything we saw: monuments, museums, the Capitol, the White House, government buildings, and the general area and history. The pandemic had caused Old Town Trolley to abandon its usual hop-on/hop-off routine, so there was only one 30-minute stop at the Lincoln Memorial. Mom and I were very pleased with that as we hadn’t gotten to walk quite that far the night before. We took some time to walk along the Vietnam Memorial and I was able to go up to the top of the Lincoln Memorial to take a few pictures and find the “Easter egg” in the carved speech to the right of Lincoln (the “F” in “future” had originally and accidentally been carved as an “E” and only fixed later with some spackle).

    Peace Monument and U.S. Capitol
    U.S. Capitol and National Christmas Tree
    Garfield Monument
    Botanic Garden
    Washington Monument and Jefferson Memorial
    Tidal Basin and Canada Geese
    Lincoln Memorial
    Lincoln Memorial
    Can you find the Easter egg?
    Washington Monument and Reflecting Pool
    World War II Memorial and Lincoln Memorial
    White House

    Back on the trolley, our tour finished with just a quick jog past more buildings and finally past Ford’s Theater, which was on the same block as the welcome center where we had started. Since Mom’s poor toe was objecting to walking much further, we got a Lyft back to the hotel so we could finish packing up and check out. We made our way back to Union Station, dropped our carry-ons at the storage area in the lounge (seriously, being able to wait in the lounge was a huge perk), and got our suitcase so we could re-check it to Chicago. At that point we still had a few hours before our train would be boarding, so we went and got some Band-Aids for Mom’s toe, walked around the station, and then made our way back to the lounge.

    Our hotel
    A fitting quote in the CVS in Union Station
    The architecture of Union Station
    Mommy in Union Station
    Union Station

    We got caught up on some New York Times crosswords and Spelling Bees while we waited, with some people-watching in between. Once the train was ready to start boarding, at about 3:30 or 3:45, the lounge agent made an announcement and we all gathered at the door in the lounge that led to the correct gate (we didn’t even have to go back out and mix with the commoners!). We were led to the train and checked in.

    For this leg of the journey, on a Superliner train, Mom and I had been put in the only sleeper room left—the accessible bedroom. It was basically like a roomette with two facing seats and a bunk that folded down, except that it also had what looked like an airplane bathroom attached to it that could be separated with a curtain. Carla, our attendant was very nice and came around to make sure we had everything we needed and answer any questions.

    Mommy in our sleeper car

    We decided to have dinner in the dining car: beef short ribs for Mom, pasta and meatballs for me, and wine for both of us. When we were just about done, I got up to ask the dining car attendant for some hot tea for the both of us, which took a little while as the system was internet-based and she sometimes had to re-enter orders when the train went through a dead spot. Fortunately, two teas for sleeper travelers did not have to be keyed in!

    Back in our room, we just kind of relaxed for a bit, read, watched people going by on the platforms when the train would stop, and watched the lights of different towns go by until Carla came to turn down the beds. It was kind of fun watching her transform the seats into a bed and flip down the top bunk. Turns out there’s a safety strap that you’re supposed to hook up beside the bunk to catch you if you start to fall out when the top bunk is down. When I did it myself on the first train, I thought it was just a seatbelt and didn’t bother with it. Mom made friends with Carla, so she stayed and talked to us for a few minutes after she got the bunks ready.

    We weren’t quite ready to go to bed yet, so we both sat on the bottom bunk for a bit longer, just watching lights going by and reading some more. We were both getting pretty tired by 9:30 or so, and we got ready for bed. Once I was up in the top bunk, I got tired fast, so it was lights out for me by about 10:30.

  • Two Broads Abroad…

    …well, maybe not always abroad, but this is a site to collect the photos and stories of the trips that Mom and I have taken and will take in the future. We’ve both been asked about our adventures together, and whether we would share our thoughts and photos, so here it is! I’m starting with an accounting of our most recent trip to date–a train trip around the States.

  • A Three Hour Tour

    Day 1 – Friday, December 17, 2021

    Our day only really began when the Lyft driver picked us up a few minutes after 3:30 in the morning. Not that we weren’t already awake and making sure we had everything. In fact, neither of us had actually gone to bed on Thursday night. I had finished what I wanted to get done, so I went ahead and showered, got dressed in my travelin’ duds, and napped on the couch for a couple of hours. Mom did the same minus the nap. She just kept finding things to do, like sweeping the living room where I was napping.

    The part that concerned me most about pretty much the whole trip was that it wouldn’t get started on the right foot if we couldn’t get a ride to the train station. We don’t live in Uptown, though it’s not like we’re out in the boonies. But 3:30 a.m. is an awkward time to get transportation and we’re in enough of a suburban area that I wouldn’t necessarily expect Lyft or Uber drivers to be there as a matter of course. A couple of days earlier in the week, I set an alarm to wake me up around then to check the map on Lyft just to see if any drivers were around. There were, but of course when I check the map at 2:30 a.m. on Friday—nobody. Turns out, this fretting over a Lyft driver was not what should have worried me. By the time 3:20 had rolled around, there were a few drivers around and our ride got accepted quickly. However, I had checked the status of our train, #20, the Crescent, a few minutes before and found that it was running 2 hours late. Mom and I decided that we’d rather wait at the station and be ready when the train did get in.

    We got to the station a little after 4—Mom made friends with the Lyft driver, who had lived in an apartment in our area about 40 years previously—and grabbed a bench. Mom went to check the bag, which she was advised to do to Washington D.C. rather than Chicago. When she originally booked the trip it was a round-trip, multi-city package out of D.C. But several days later, she called Amtrak and asked if we could just start and end in Charlotte—sure, they said, no big deal. But it meant that we had a separate ticket from Charlotte to D.C., with a 3-ish hour layover, and the Amtrak guy on Friday morning said that it would be better to get our bag in D.C. and recheck the bag to Chicago to make sure it wouldn’t get delayed. Slight spoiler alert, but we were very glad we had done this.

    And so the waiting commenced. The 5:30 a.m. departure had already been pushed back to 7:30, then to 8, then to 8:15. And practically this whole time a woman sitting on the bench behind us was talking to someone on the phone and just airing everyone’s business and net worth for all to hear. Mom and I exchanged multiple looks of disbelief that a) this woman would be talking about such personal things in such a public place and b) that she could still be talking after 2 ½ hours! This proved to be the main distraction when we weren’t napping, reading, or checking the train status for the umpteenth time until a different passenger changing trains in D.C. to get to Chicago was called to the desk. Mom decided that she should probably investigate as well. It turned out that the train was now so delayed that it was nearly certain we would miss our connection in D.C. and the young woman at the ticket counter gave us a couple of options: either continue on and hope that the train would make it and we would have time to recheck our bag or change trains in Charlottesville and get on a different connection to Chicago. Of course, the train out of Charlottesville didn’t have any sleeper rooms available and either way it was going to be an overnight trip. Mom and I discussed a bit and decided to try our luck with the original plan, though the ticket lady said that Amtrak wouldn’t put us up for the night if we missed the connection since we were given an alternate. However, if we did in fact miss our connection, we could be put on the same train out of D.C. the next day since there was an accessible bedroom still available.

    James River
    Lynchburg, VA

    Well, dear reader, any guesses as to what happened?

    Of course we missed our connection! The train didn’t even get to Charlotte until nearly 9 and didn’t get underway to D.C. until about 9:15. Our car attendant, Jose, was very nice and got our breakfast order in very quickly. French toast for both of us, if anyone’s curious. I napped off and on until Jose brought lunch about 12:30, then got down the top bunk so I could stretch out. We were in a Viewliner roomette, so the two facing seats could be brought together to form one twin-size bed, and there was a bunk above that could be lowered for the second bed. We also had a small toilet and sink, which was handy. When I got up to the bunk I saw that a copy of Viking Publisher’s Portable Nietzsche had been left in the little pocket for personal items. A previous occupant? Amtrak’s alternative to a Gideon Bible? Who knows?

    We finally pulled into D.C. around 5:15 p.m. and the train to Chicago had left over an hour before. We finally found the customer service desk and they were much more accommodating than we had been led to believe they would. The guy at the desk immediately took us to the snazzy first-class lounge (turns out that you get to hang out there anyway when you have a sleeper ticket) while he fixed us up with a room for the night and changed our reservation for the Chicago-bound train. It took about an hour, but we got all fixed up. The woman at the desk in the lounge, Alexis, even helped us get in touch with the customer service for our Amtrak vacation package to have them get in touch with our Chicago hotel to let them know we’d be checking in a day late. She also made the wonderful suggestion to go check in at our hotel and then walk around the Capitol and National Mall to see the National Christmas tree and other lights. So we did.

    Mom with the Norwegian Christmas Tree
    Union Station
    Washington D.C.

    Amtrak arranged for us to stay at the Phoenix Park Hotel, a cute little hotel just about a block from Union Station, and practically within spittin’ distance of the Capitol. We took our stuff to our room, watched “Wheel” and “Jeop” while having some snacks, and then set out for our walk. We had thought that this trip would be a pretty sedentary one, what with all of the time on trains and tour buses. Well, if our walk on Friday night is anything to go by, we will do plenty of walking. The Capitol was just 2 or 3 blocks from the hotel (don’t ask me in which direction—I have no earthly idea, but we passed the Hall of the States on the way) and we walked up towards the Senate side. In order to make the most of things, we walked around the Capitol to the front (back?) where the big drive is, not the side facing the National Mall. We walked around admiring the fancy streetlights and were able to peer down a skylight in the lawn to a staircase. So neat.

    Hall of the States
    Washington D.C.
    U.S. Supreme Court
    Washington D.C.
    Library of Congress
    Washington D.C.
    U.S. Capitol
    Washington D.C.

    We walked around to the back of the Capitol and saw the National Christmas Tree, then walked for a few minutes in the botanical garden. We decided to walk down the Mall to the Washington Monument and then see if we felt like going any further. We passed a Smithsonian museum for every day of the month it seemed. There were other people around, but not a crowd by any means. There were more people around the Washington Monument, and we went to the Reflecting Pool and around the WWII Memorial, before deciding to go over to the White House and see what was happening over there.

    U.S. Capitol and National Christmas Tree
    Washington D.C.
    Walking Down the Mall
    Washington D.C.
    “We Come in Peace” by Huma Bhabha in front of the Hirshhorn Museum
    Washington D.C.
    U.S. Capitol
    Washington D.C.
    Smithsonian Castle
    Washington D.C.
    Washington Monument
    Washington D.C.
    WWII Memorial
    Washington D.C.
    Lincoln Memorial
    Washington D.C.
    Washington Monument and WWII Memorial
    Washington D.C.

    The White House had three lit wreaths hanging between the main columns and lit trees in front (back?) and we got close enough to see some of them. At that point we’d walked a “fur piece” and it was getting close to 10 p.m. so we decided to head back to the hotel, up the other side of the Mall. As we hadn’t expected to be walking nearly that much (and had left our big suitcase at the station in anticipation of rechecking it before leaving Saturday), Mom had on her rainboots instead of a better walking shoe. Her pinky toe ended up a bit raw from her sock seam rubbing it. By the time we got back to the hotel we were both about ready to collapse.

    White House
    Washington D.C.
    Mom at “Dead Wood Is Life”
    National Museum of American History
    Washington D.C.
    Union Station
    Washington D.C.